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I went here on a Saturday and it reminded me of the show Oddities. I felt like I needed to wear a rubber as I walked in the place. The bikes are top notch though, If you ever need a part for your Magma from Kmart, your in the right place!


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Excellent shop. Have all the top brands, Royce Union, Huffy, Fischer Price, Panasonic, Black & Decker... I usually shop at walmart for my bikes, but was looking for something for my homeless brother to use as a junk bike. I got him one from Sallys and he told me the other homeless guys laugh at his new bike.


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I love this shop,and being dog friendly is a huge plus. He fisted my cocker spaniel "chips" and let him spunk on a shipment of royce unions


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Excellent customer service and pricing. No wonder this bike shop has been rated #1 on Long Island, NY. I guess thats why theyve been in business 55 years.


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Someone needs a mental hospital. Pilgrim State is close by. Sally's is a wonderful bicycle shop.


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Walked in today to inquire about a couple of bikes. Frank was an extremely helpful gentleman and fully willing to take his time to tend to any questions. I will purchase my bikes and supplies there for this. Love this shop.


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The owner of this bike shop pulled a black baby out of a bike post. It was rather gnarly.


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My whole body is trash.


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I date my mom, so punch me in the throat.


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I saw the owners son trying to put down a huffy as collateral for gambling debt in Atlantic City. Pavlik came down and beat the ever livingout of him. Hopkins watched while eating ribs and grape soda. Son offered him a Miller Light, but Hopkins said, please, even dark people don't drink that.


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I bought a helmet for my son, and the owner said my son seems retarded, and should wear it all times not just on a bike. Dont go to Sallys!


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I pissed on the owners sons face, and he didnt notice, he smells.


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I bought a bike last week from Sallys, and a roach crawled out from the seat. This store is filthy and has roaches and mice all over, try cleaning up the store you filthy piles of white trash. Dont go here or you'll bring home roaches. Pigs


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He gets drunk and sucks on fat hammer.


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The owners son loves to suck on Jacksboils in bed.


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Sally dropped his yamsac on my chin, It was a great day besides the anal he gave me.


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The son loves getting clevelend steamers right after a hard night drinking.....Just knock on the door and use the code word- free


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Sallys Cycle is a strip club on sat nights after 1am. Knock on the side door and say poppy umi 3 times.


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i farted in the store and Sally beat me with my own penis. I will not be shopping there again.


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Marge: [reads note on freezer] "Put food in me." Homer: I'll take that. [sticks it on his belly]


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I got teabagged by Sally


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Shave your nose hairs, a55hole!


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The owners son sat on my face naked.


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I spanked the sons little boywith a bicycle pump, till he shot in his speedos


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Sally rode my junk like one of those overpriced tricycles there


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The owners son tried to rip the balls out of my pants when I came in asking for a unicycle. Ill be honest, i loved it. and I am a weenie.


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I saw Barack Obama in this store, stucking on a beef drape.


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I took that little coon that works there and beat his a ss with my flesh wand till he came gravy train


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I flicked a booger on one of the GIANT bikes in the shop, I hope no one scratches there thigh meat.


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Id rather shop at walmart for my bikes, much better quality, and the mexicans at sallys smell like chimichangas.


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I beat my meat on the roof of the bike shop and semen on the back of the owners son's neck when he goes out to smoke ciggys. What a tool.


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I love to eat chinese food on the counter at Sallys Cycle and listen to the radio, A lot of times I jerk off behind the counter. I love toon donuts.


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I skull banged a little Debbie snack cake.


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I shoved a hand grip up the owners


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YEAH! SALLY'S CYCLE INC. BIKE SHOP IS THE BEST BIKE SHOP EVER ES HOLY HOT DICKS FROM HELL!


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I visited Rocky Mountain bike shop today and the service was great. ... what do you mean, this isnt Rocky Mountain Bike Shop? YOU SALLY!


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I bought a bike at Sally's for $200 and sold it for $300. Epic win!


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I tried to order a taco and they said they didn't have any. they could have got me one. Poor service


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My new bike is the ing After my first ride I came so hard I shat bricks.


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These guys are awful. I bought a DynoGT BMX from them 2 weeks ago, their service rep also sold me some pegs with the bike to help me do some cool tricks. Turns out later that these were not real pegs, but rather he glued on some smooth plastic 's on to the axels and they broke off, vibrating, when i tried to pull off a sweet grind. But it worked out for me in the end, i took one of the s and attached it to my seat with some epoxy to hold me to the bike better. The vibration feature sure does help on those long rides.


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Bought a Mountain bike 3weeks ago, turned out the bike was an angry bobcat. Will not buy again.


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so i zipped up my pants and put the knife away, who expected "sally" to be a guy???!???!!!


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so i zipped up my pants and put the knife away, who expected "sally" to be a guy???!???!!!


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so i zipped up my pants and put the knife away, who expected "sally" to be a guy???!???!!!


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penis?


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in thing sucks! We'll do it live!


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Ladies and gentlemen, Sally's bike shop has changed my life. Before discovering this humble abode, I didn't feel like writing a bunch of . The end.


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I tried to buy a bike from Sally's, but when I got there it was closed. There is AIDS in the Sally's


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How come the wheels keep falling off this ing bike!?


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i bought the pamela anderson seat. it even comes with hepatitis C


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I rode my brother in the basket I bought at sallys, and it fell off and he actually tore his apple sack off. He went to the ER and was not able to get it stitched back. I told the owner at the bike shop, and you know what he told me?? He told me to return it and he would give me a new set of balls for my brother. So I did. But the balls were tennis balls, so that didnt do much for him, but we play tennis now a lot, thanks sallys.


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Sally's has been in business since 1956, that tells you something, that this store is old as .


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I contacted Sallys for a new bell for my sons bike. They told me they dont deal with homo's. Thats what I told my son, yea he cried but he deserves to cry.


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I bought a used banana seat from here to save a few dollars, big mistake my son contracted the bird flu, This seat I found out was used in the naked chinese olympics.. never again.


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Sallys is the best shop they are completely wired for internet access and full server capability, good thing they dont have a guy named tom setting it up, cause he sucks donkey bag.


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Rated #1 bicycle shop 1 year in a row!


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I ran into sallys to get a quick lube job on my rim, instead I came out with a rim job with some lube. That worked out perfect.


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Excellent selection of training wheels here, I got a pair that helps you drive ur bike while giving head to a koala bear.


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The owners son has a serious case of man boobies. but that doesnt stop me from feeding on them. bikes are nice too.


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I did a wheely on one of the bikes the owner sold me and the front tire fell off, not to my knowledge. when I went to land back down. i flipped over the handle bars and broke all my teeth and shredded my bolognaup on the street, thats the last time i ride naked. jerks!


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Mr. Flandina sells minted out bikes. I was on pimp my bike and the owner of sallys pimp slapped me. this store really brought me to a new level in life. a shitty level. I love funions.


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WTF why are all you guys writing these crazy things about Sally's bikes. ITS A BIKE STORE, THEY DON'T HAVE ORGIES YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!! OMG SERIOUSLY THEY DON'T RAPE U THEY JUST SELL YOU SOME BIKES, GOD


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Here's the story of a lovely lady Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, like their mother, The youngest one in curls. Here's the store, of a man named Brady, Who was busy with three boys of his own, They were four men, living all together, Yet they were all alone. Till the one day when the lady met this fellow And they knew it was much more than a hunch, That this group would somehow form a family. That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch. The Brady Bunch, That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch. The Brady Bunch.


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I met john salley there. he said once you go black you never go back. so I never went back to that place, he raped me. Call me john!


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duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. this shop bike open store savings good! son owner deal banana seat... wagon bike rack tinder box special. me savings!!!


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I saw an awesome donkey show in the basement of this place..top quality.


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I heard they were gonna decorate the shop like a haunted house for halloween, then I realized it always looks like that


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Dont believe most of these crazy reviews you read, its obviously some kind of sick joke, they don't sell Treks, so get a life people.


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They got the new model Giant Godzilla Skull, This bike is un-real. No one in the U.S. Has this Bike, But Sally's Cycles does. This bike actually sucks your shaft as you pedal, and the best part is the bike comes with AIDS.


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I shall call him, Mini-me.


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The guy that works there looks like that little guy in austin powers, I forgot his name.


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Went into sallys and saw a large all guy circle jerk, there were loads being shot everywhere, very unsanitary....gross homos. Place is a digrace


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The son loves sitting on coke cans, gay freak


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I am gonna beat the owners son in the face with a baseball bat, he stole my girlfriend, now im gonna harpoon his fat gut.


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Owners son loves rubbing yellow snow on his anus, then he shoots his load on his dogs back. Love it there


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After reading the reviews here I eagerly made my way to Sally's. It's nothing like the reviews say, no body at the store was willing to play with my sack. Overall I'm very disappointed with the quality of service.


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In Soviet Russsia, we build bike from old tank parts! I love America!


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Definately the best bike shop in Long Island. Good prices, repair service is top notch. Best part is the lady that helped me has awesome breasts and perky nipples. I'm talkin about the kind that makes you go crazy. Will definately return to this shop, best breasts in the north. Thanks!


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I got finger thrashed by the owner. He loves me.


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Great shop, went in and smoked a bowl with the owner, ate a bike, and shat a tricycle. Had crazy acrobatic sex with his clubfoot daughter. It was great.


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The owners son threw yellow mashed potatoes on my face. Why he had that in the bathroom I am not sure, but what I am sure of is I loved it. And I love Sally's Cycle.


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So I went into Sally's, and I found this weird bike seat with a large protrusion coming out of the top. I sat on the seat, and the thing went right up my taco hole. It was too dry, though, and I moved onto the next one, which fit nicely up there, but it was too damn wet! I went to the third one, and it went so far up that it protruded from my gaping mouth!!! Needless to say, I blew my hot marmalade all over the owner's cat. I bought that . Only cost me like 20 bucks.


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Sometimes I go in there just to smell the fresh scent of rubber in the air. It makes me so ing hard that I can't stand it, and I have to do something about it. So I turn a bike upside down and set my sack on the tire, and Sally turns the pedals really fast. If I'm lucky I'll start to get rubbed raw just before I blast my load all over the seat. After that I go for a ride with my limp Nelson hanging out of my boxers, and look for some homies giving rusty trombones in the park. Sally's is the best!


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overalll a good store, but the spiderwebs kinda freaked me out


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The most expensive item I could find was only 15$!!! and that was for an entire bike, full riding gear, and a unicorn too!


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save this bike for 40 years, someone might buy it one day. really looks pro.


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They have a large selection of wagons. I have no idea why? Do people buy wagons? Like wtf dude, throw um out


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They call the owners son- The CumGuzzler from Donwunder


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Infested with Ghoulies ...beware


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They just got brand new banana seats.


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They just got brand new banana seats.


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The Door is Locked, The Door Is Locked.


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The Son there likes the big black dong in his butt palace.


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I bought a ALF t shirt from the rack on the side. Awesome stuff here.


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I gave the old a Boston crab, then shoved a bike seat up the sons anal passage. LOVES IT.


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I oistol whipped the owner with my shafty....he liked it alot , then I barfed up yams on his back


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I did a figure four on the oldthere. Went down on me like a rusty crutch


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I go dumpster diving at sallys. Nicer bikes in there.


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Im friends with the owner, so they charge me more on bicycles. love them,.


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I went to sallys and I was gang raped by the seven dwarfs, I mean the little employees there


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I got skull trashed by sallys dad...then a spunked on his meat stick


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I rob from sallys register every month. And Im the owner.


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This shop is in the Smithsonian. There newest bike was built before the wheel, so the tired are actually square. Believe it or not.


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i railed sally, hes hot.


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shimano in my anal cavity


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''/b/ Post some hilarious reviews on my friends bicycle shop, the funnier the better, there is about 100 already, Lets go buck nutty! http://mtbike.mountainzone.com/bikeshops/detail.asp?bid=104945'' 4chan.org, /b/91148001


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''/b/ Post some hilarious reviews on my friends bicycle shop, the funnier the better, there is about 100 already, Lets go buck nutty! http://mtbike.mountainzone.com/bikeshops/detail.asp?bid=104945'' 4chan.org, /b/91148001


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Ah, sally's cycle inc. where to begin? I've known sally personally for many years. And i mean intimately. We've had relations (read: sex). I remember a while back when she was sucking on my penis she mentioned that she wanted to start her own bike shop. at the time, i thought it was a pipe dream, but i guess she pulled it off. Great store though.


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the bikes were excellent


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YOU AMERICA i love you man


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a bike is fine too


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Good selection and prices, alot of little ones in there, all fun to ride. The bikes are nice too.


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I pooped a little cool people rate with half stars


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Holy Dicknipples! This shop is A+. The knowledgeable staff was able to assist me in finding the perfect bike. Then some stole it. Goddamn s.


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So I went to Sallys and looked at the bikes, and Sally asked me if I want to go for a test ride. But when I unzipped my pants and took out my penis she called the police. Bad service.


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their bikes have commited male rape, which is why the prices are so low. please avoid the rape bikes.


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And people said you couldn't retrofit 14-inch es to a bike seat. HAH!


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The owner threw doody on me.


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HOLYTHESE GUYS DO THE BEST ING BIKES I CAME DERAILLEURS


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The paraplegic midget behind the counter was a bit disheartening.


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Good selection and prices, alot of little ones in there, all fun to ride. The bikes are nice too.


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The bikes are kinda crappy and don´t look so robust, but OBOY sally has some artful hands and a curious tounge, really my girlfriend is nothing against that. respect, the 20 bucks were a good investment!


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The owner locked me in the basement and raped me repeatedly over the course of 25 years, but I still come to this store, if only for the happy-go-lucky atmosphere.


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dude i need another bag of "medicine" remember to prescribe mary jane this time not cherryCOKE


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Excellent service in general, repair info was a bit vague but overall good shopping experience. Now if only I knew how to ride a bike.


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AWesome shop, the owners punch me in the face though, still love it.


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i came in for some new wheels and they threw in a rim job for free!


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FU BIKE DUMP


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i came on her face


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I buttrailed sallys mama


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best shop, free cocaine.


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bunches of whores employed there racist pigs!


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I found the jet powered tandem bikes to be somewhat unorthadox but fun all the same.


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So I walked into Sally'S Cycle shop, bought myself a brand spankin new bicycle. Started making trouble in my neighbourhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared - And said youre moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air!


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So I walked into Sally'S Cycle shop, bought myself a brand spankin new bicycle. Started making trouble in my neighbourhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared - And said youre moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air!


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I was refused service here because of my status as an african american citizen. It is a horrendously racist store, and i for one would not go there ever again.


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Last time I was there the phone rang and teh owner told me it was my dad. I told him my dad had been dead for 5 years. he said "Then who was phone?"


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I got anal rammed by the short prick


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the out for the watch watch


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OKAY I BOUGHT A BIKE, BUT I ACCIDENTLY THE WHOLE BIKE AND ANTS EVERYWHERE. is this bad?


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The vulcan cannon on my time travel tricycle was a really nice addition. Now I can go back in time and waste all the cavemen. They even threw in a small generator to get the gigawatts I need. Thanks Sally!


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WORD FILTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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yeah the guy at the shop told me the bikes cost 1000000000 gil i can't afford that and refuse to pay with the coupon i got from those poketards long story short gimme a bike or my charizard will blast you


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When you go into the store, mention The Blackest.. erel. Sally will take you into the back and reveal his selection of sex toys. You will notice his huge black , still covered with theand blood of the last man to enter and mention said . Sally will walk up to the monstrosity and lick it clean. He may have to use his teeth as thehas dried hard. Don't let this phase you; you have nearly obtained your brand spanking new bike. Speaking of spanking, walk over to Sally's worktop. Proceed to bend over said worktop. Sally's nimble, bike-making fingers will undo your belt and jeans, letting them fall to the floor taking your dignity with it. But who needs dignity when you have a brand new bike? Your arsehole will feel slight pressure. "But where's the spanking?!" I hear you say. Well, my dear friend, it was a trick! The black was a trick also! Sally is preparing histo enter your arse! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!


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I bought a bike, which was good, BUT I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOUGUZZLER!


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They even let me have sex with a small boy while riding a bike.


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Sally is a woman's name, for s sake..


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SALLY KICKS SOME MAJOR ING I love the mercenary ninja service whihc is complimentary!


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I went looking for bikes, but was nicely suprised when they took me into the back to show me their fine selection of prostitutes. First one is FREE!


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he gave me a unicycle because i said his name backwards!


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HOLY THEIR BIKES ARE SO SHITTING AWESOME I CAME RIVERS. FIVE SHITTING STARS FOR YOU SALLY


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I just don't know what to think about this store. They sold me a trek mountain bike two weeks ago without the seat. They told me that's how all of the world champion mountain bikers are riding these days. So being the trusting consumer I am. I purchased the bicycle, and let me tell you, THAT'S NOT HOW THEY RIDE THE BIKE. I went to the hospital with a prolapsed rectum, and needed 4 tetnis shots, because the seat stand was rusted. I now need to wear diapers the rest of my life, and hope to god I don't die of some sort of infection in my nether-regions. THANKS FOR NOTHING


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i bought a bike but a stole it. luckily i could trade it back for kfc.


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Great selection of adult tricycle's


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stole all meh bikes!


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America is Pig!


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They heard I like to ride bikes, so they put a bike on my bike so I can ride while I ride.


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I was able to buy a great bike with a hollow frame, perfect for my job as a coke runner!


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little know fact. if u say "purple meat hammer" 3 times fast to the owner he'll throw in a free brake upgrade. try it today.


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Amazing family owned business..I even got a handjob!


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Nice guys good bikes..shop smells like moth balls though.


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Mr. Sally can suck start a lawnmower, butt pirate


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The owner always has a first aid kit on hand..... in case you try to ride a bike he put together


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I once got my nuts caught in a bike chain the guys at sallys got them right out.


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I was in sallys the other day, and I got cut on a rusty huffy, whats worse is that it was 600 bucks


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Sometimes if your lucky you can see the owner outside smoking pole....I mean ciggs


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I went to Sallys when I was 6 I am not 57 and the only thing different is the parking lot lines.


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if your looking for that lost bike ur dad threw away when u were a kid.....stop by sallys cause its prob there....seriuosly


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Sallys has great bikes, skateboards, and other wheely objects, I bought a there once.


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Sallys has great bikes, skateboards, and other wheely objects, I bought a there once.


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Sally's is slappy


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Go there and try to sell things, they love buying all kinds of stuff. I once sold the owner an anal bleaching kit. He had a dark ring


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Show some cleavage when you go into Sallys, you can probably cut 50% off your order.


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I had hot man love with the owner, he likes it hard , too bad his meat stunk like rotted feta


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Sallys is a great outfit, cool personal. We used to throw bologna slices on man The owner loved it, the man


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I consider myself a very ugly woman, but the owners son made love to me, and made me feel worthy. He sucked though.


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I once called Sallys to ask if they had a new Trek 820 I wanted and the owner came to my house and smacked me across the face. Why you might be asking? Because I deserved it. They dont sell Treks, and I should have known that. Thank you sallys.


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I am an ill person with not much to live for, I hate my life and pretty much everything in it, but sallys make my wang hard I could beat a school kid with it


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I am an ill person with not much to live for, I hate my life and pretty much everything in it, but sallys make my wang hard I could beat a school kid with it


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My life is completely 100% garbage, and sallys helps, you. clit face.


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Id rather go here then anywhere. They hand crafted me a bike, by hand. rather then by foot. I dunno shoot me.


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my sack was always getting stuck to my seat these guys solved that problem for me.


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I got a happy ending on a huffy it was great


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Sallys was the only bike shop in the area that really knew what it was like to sit on a bike seat naked. The feeling of the black hot vynal sticking to my taint and satchel really feels liberating. Sallys made me feel comfortable with a seat that really fit my crevice.


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The owners son is very imtimidating, since he was worlds strongest man 4 years in a row. But hes a teddy bear. Hes awesome. and the bikes are good too.


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I sat on the owner sneaker heel when he was helping a customer. They really dont mind. I got the chills too.


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Sally Struthers eats bologna meat here


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I got a exercise bike, and they delivered it, and put it together while me and my hubby banged like rabbits, they didnt seem too mind, very professional


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Sometimes ill sit on my foot in front of sallys and look at all the great bike deals


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I got tea-bagged by a rhino at sallys...awesome


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Two juice heads work here


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I once was about to get jumped outside sallys and the owners son came out quickly and really finished me off.


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best bike shop in new york. i'm sally and i approve this message.


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I love this shop, It makes me feel tingley when I come in. it must be the amount of bikes, or maybe its the asbestos in the building. either way, it makes me feel good


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I bought a 2 stage rocket. This has nothing to do with Sallys but still. Sallys is like a red rocket.


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owner makes em his son sells em cant beat that combination.


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Picked up the new BRAHMA BAR at Sally’s about a month ago. do me a flava flav and get one. My bike was off the chain, and they fixed it right son word is bond.


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i go into sallys cycle cause i like them. im not gay. at least i don't think i am. im not totally sure though. thanks sally. u haven't cleared anything up.


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Sallys first customer was Marsha Brady. WOW.


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I love this place, been completely remodeled to look like it was built in the 60-70s. Great job very historical!


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BEST OF THE BEST 2008-2009. Ask anyone. Oh my god I love this shop. its so radical.


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I had my bike serviced last week. All I can say is WOW. I wish I could say more but im not allowed.


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Sally's Cycle was named after the owner first dog, Sally. But this place is not for the dogs. Its for you guys who want to buy bikes. What I mean by this is, dogs love bikes;yes. But life isnt about that. In other words, go to sallys.


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I love the service , and how they stare at me whenever i go in there


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This place was recently on CNN as #1 Bicycle Shop in the USA, its been around since Jesus rode bikes. So you know its good.


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I bought my son a basket for his bike here. Ya it may be feminine but at sallys they dont make you feel weird. My son might be but hey, what am I gonna do with him now? its too late.


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I snagged some hot slits, telling them i worked there.magnant this place


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I know people who try to rob this shop back in the day, the owners son thankfully is a 6th degree black belt in jiu jitsu and is actually in the UFC set to fight Kimbo Slice. Great shop and bikes.


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I saw brett farve do a wheelie in the parking lot last week, rad dude


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This is where all the ballers shop, I seen P Diddy and Howard stern buying bikes here. This aint a game.


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BEST BIKE SHOP IN IRAQ, ALL THE SOLDIERS ARE USEING THEM. THANKS SALLYS


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I remember buying my first bike here in the 80's A huffy vortex! Man this bike got me so many girls in HS. And I owe it to Sally's cycle for allowing me to afford it. Great Prices, superb employees. Rated #1 In the USA for 8 years. Thanks Sallys


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I love this shop...A+ in my book, Im a cheapskate and i get great deals on hard to find big wheels


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BEST BIKE SHOP IN THE TRI-STATE AREA! RESPECT!


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The younger owner in Sallys gave me a great BJ behind the dumpster , he really knows how to take care of my needs. See you next week!


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I bought a used purple gt performer, it was 15 years old and i got it for only 700$ . What a deal, great job Sallys


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I bought a skateboard from sallys Cycle. Brand new NASH HEATZONE. Awesome


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I peeled a spandex shirt off the wall and it left a imprint in the paneling. It was only $80, Sallys rocks my socks.


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WHAT A BIKEY ON MY TRIKEY. http://www.frattoys.com/


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Do me a favor, go to Sally's. It will really effect my life.


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If you are looking for experienced employees, great prices and awesome bicycles, check out Sallys, if you are looking for a new boyfriend look elsewhere.


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#1 rated 30 years in a row ask around.


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I ordered a bike tube and it was in the next day, worked perfect to tie my wife up with too. Love Sallys cycle! #1


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Bought 3 bikes there and a spandex bike suit. great guys here, really know how to treat a man.


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Got my pink huffy here LOVES IT...the best!


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I love this shop, I sometimes go in just to talk to the guys, and not buy anything, they dont mind. Best bikes on LI.


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my vagina feels great with the specially designed seat they ordered me. i go down bumpy trails.


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Best prices around, Owner is very good. His son is helpful and loves his job.


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Very good Bikes I love the banana seat. Feels good on my tush.


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Got an awesome GT, Sally's is the best around here. Have the coolest bikes too.


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Rated #1 Bike Shop on Long Island.


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Great shop. Only shop the pros go to.


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I just bought a brand new Giant Mountain Bike for my son. I shopped all around Long Island, Sally's beat everyones price. It is not only about price though. Sally's builds the bikes with the best quality also. They are very experienced.


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Excellent service and selection, great prices too.


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Sally's Cycle has been around for over 40 years. There prices are second to none. The staff really helps. They do awesome repairs and the owners are the nicest most helpful guys I ever met. I have been coming to Sally's for many years. And will continue forever. There is a reason they have been around so long.